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Remember little Adolf Hitler, whose parents couldn’t get ShopRite to make him a birthday cake?  He and his two sisters,  JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie, have been taken into state protective custody.  No word on why they were taken away.

Really? They have crazy parents?! I could’ve told you that.  The kids are freaking cute, but that Dad is creepy! And they’re complaining about getting harassed – um, what about your children?! Why didn’t you think about that when you named them?! Ah! People are crazy.

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Some wack jobs who named their kids Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell are upset at a ShopRite store because they refused to make a cake that said “Happy birthday, Adolf Hitler.”  The store says it’s inappropriate.  Little Adolf is turning 3.

Unfortunately, I think this is real.  I was sort of hoping it was an Onion article, but I guess there really are crazy people like this out there.

Thanks to for the heads up on this one.  Samhita pretty much summed up my thoughts of disgust, so I’ll leave it at that.