Remember little Adolf Hitler, whose parents couldn’t get ShopRite to make him a birthday cake?  He and his two sisters,  JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie, have been taken into state protective custody.  No word on why they were taken away.

Really? They have crazy parents?! I could’ve told you that.  The kids are freaking cute, but that Dad is creepy! And they’re complaining about getting harassed – um, what about your children?! Why didn’t you think about that when you named them?! Ah! People are crazy.
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